WARNING: KIDS IN PHOTO MUCH CLOSER TO BLOWTORCH THAN THEY APPEAR
Perhaps nothing captures the notion of a sick contradiction better than the above image. A woefully underpaid worker who probably has very little formal training as a welder is blowtorching his way through one of those interminable assignments that remotely resembles a school building repair, precariously close to a group of carefree, happy go lucky kinder students and Lisa's gracious but clueless assistant Yessica. The welder has not a thought in his head of the x amount of ways things could go terribly wrong and leave the group of children a singed pile of carcasses. If he were to stop concentrating for a minute and his hand became unsteady, at the very least sinister sparks would fly at the kiddies.
Just another scene in the Cof where common sense is thrown out the window and any regard for basic safety procedures is absent.
