Then, after some slow walking mummy motions that sent the kids into a frenzy, with one random hapless kid always chosen as the victim, I would take off in an aimless sprint and try to dodge as many kids as possible...
After at least two or three minutes of frenzied running, the group of kids would finally realize that maybe they should spread out more and try to block my path. Then, I would collapse to the ground and let them savage me in a ginormous pile-on...